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Stuff Swedish People Like

So I bring you Stuff Swedish People Like (in alphabetical order):

ABBA - Because they put Sweden on the map. Despite what anyone might tell you about the Swedish Model.
Alcohol - Because it gives them something to drink. This might become a recurring theme.
Candles -Because it is dark. All winter.
Christmas - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Crayfish - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Donald Duck - Because otherwise Christmas would just be another day.
Earplugs - Because tinnitus will get you if the horn is too loud at the hockey game.
Escalators - Because it helps you identify true Swedes. If you're standing still on the left-hand side... you're not a true Swede.
Fermented fish - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Fika - Because it gives Swedes an excuse not to work.
Glögg - Because it gives them a reason to drink. And it is, in fact, a drink.
Going Dutch - Because the guy paying for a date is sexist. And sexism is wrong.
Ingmar Bergman - Because he explained Sweden. Or at least the gloom that can be Sweden.
Jantelagen - Because that way, no one is better than anyone else. Despite evidence to the contrary.
Ketchup - Because it tastes good. On everything.
Lagom - Because, well, it just feels right.
Meatballs - Because they are sold at IKEA for next to nothing.
Midsummer - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
New Years - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Other countries - Because they have cheaper alcohol. And getting there gives them a reason to drink.
Public Transportation - Because they can get away from the sambo and kids and finally get some peace and quiet.
Sambo - Because actually getting married is just too much work.
Santa Lucia - Because it gives them a reason to drink. And maybe argue about the hair color of Lucia.
Saturdays - Because it gives them a reason to eat candy. And it gives them a reason to drink.
Schlager Music - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Socialdemokraterna - Because they're just kind of there. And change is scary.
Sports - But only when Sweden wins.
Sunlight - Because it gives them a reason to drink.
Systembolaget - Because they don't trust themselves to drink responsibly. So the government keeps the tax high and the hours tight.
Taxes - Because it makes them feel superior to have "free" health care and education.
Tetra Pak - Because if Tetra Pak can't hold it, nothing can.
The Twenty-Fifth - Because it's pay day. And it gives them a reason to drink.
Tjuvlyssning - Because, since no one actually talks in public, when someone does, everyone needs to eavesdrop.
Tomten - Because he's not fat. Like Swedes.
Valborg - Because it gives them a reason to drink

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